This name takes the cake

So..... I talked to a friend of mine today. Got the update on the divorce (blah, blah, blah. Nothing new there.) BUT we also talked about his sister being pregnant. A couple things: She's high risk pregnancy because of something with her heart when she was little, and they pretty much expect her to be on bedrest the last 2 months. They spent $45,000 (!!!) trying to get pregnant. It's a boy and they HAD a name picked out for him, but everyone gave them so much greif about it that they picked a different name and won't tell anyone what it is. Want to know the original name? Bazzle. Like Bazzle from Austin Powers. Yeh. Why doesn't she just kick the kids ass everyday before he goes to school and save everyone the trouble?