Here is a small list of things I wish you could lose massive amounts of weight by doing:

eating
watching tv
yelling at kids
washing your hands
driving
facebooking
playing cards
washing dishes
petting a dog
talking on the phone
spotting Elvis
checking your email
reading
blogging
making funny faces
dusting
texting
blowing your nose
scratching a lottery ticket
shopping for flip flops
movie quoting