Monday, September 6, 2010

Ah, allergies. Ain't they grand? There's nothing like walking around snucking all day (if you've battled allergies, you know exactly what snucking is). I have taken so much allergy medicine today that I'm waiting to fall to the floor with convulsions in a mild over-dose. I have broke out the hidden box of expensive Puff's Plus with lotion that I keep under the bathroom counter and I'm wondering how long I can keep typing before I nose-drip onto the keyboard. My guess is not that long. I keep tipping my head back in hopes that some of it will drain down my throat just for a change, but that plan will only come back to bite me in the ass later when I develope a hacking cough. My only hope for minimal comfort is to lay down on my bed, head tipped back, Puff's close by, waiting for the meds to (hopefully) kick in before I start hallucinating.