Testing....testing. 1..2..3....Is this thing on?

So....here we are. I've finally entered the blog world. Believe it or not, I actually tried other outlets before I succombed. I'm on Facebook, but sometimes there's just not enough room on the newfeed to write all that I want. Then I recently tried to start writing a book. I didn't get very far. I don't tell stories in long form that would fill a chapter. (Although I will say, my book had a kickass title.) So -voila!- here we are at my blog. Longer than the FB newsfeed, but shorter than a book. Perfect. And I'm just narcissistic enough to believe that everyone will want to read what I have to say.